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was besieging that fortress, he was invading Norway.

"Yes, yes," he cried, with a vehemence that I thought was not like Norwegian calm; "yes, he was trying to do it, but he did not do it. He did not," he cried, pointing his hand to the fortress. "It is there still-it is ours-it is Norway's.

"And Norway is Sweden's," said I to myself, but I dared not say it aloud, so fierce, so proudly national, stood my little coachey, with his hand pointing to the fortress, while his foot was firmly set on the cavity made by the knee of Charles XII. of Sweden. The fortress was there, and there was the spot where the invader fell; and the little patriot brandished his whip, and was quite sure that if the King of Sweden planted his cannon against the fortress of Frederiksteen he would be served just the same way.

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So he hammered me off a bit of the almost hammered-away pillar, that marks the spot where the invader died, whose hat, very like one of those now vulgarly called (I believe) a wideawake, is preserved in Stockholm, with the identical round hole made by the bullet, fired, it is generally believed, by the hand of an assassin

on the same level, and not from the fort he was besieging without foreseeing that that fortress, by means of things called treaties, and perhaps the intervention of a few British menof-war, would be one day quietly brought round to the service of his country.

And I came away from Frederiksteen, perhaps a little wiser than when I went there. One thing is certain, I came away impressed with the idea, that if Frederiksteen were in England, very few poor little peasant boys would tell me anything of its history, and still fewer would feel so much pride in pointing to the untaken fortress, and saying of the invader, "he tried to take it, but he could not do it!" How much do our peasants know of our history? As much, perhaps, as an old Londoner, who, in arguing with me once on behalf of Unitarianism, said, “The Unitarians are of the oldest religion, for there were Unitarians in England in the time of William the Conqueror, and William the Conqueror was before Christ."

Well, my little patriotic conductor, and my intelligent little guide, who made me comprehend more by her expressive and graceful gesticulations than she did by her words, put me into

a steam-boat, which took me from Frederikshalde at 5 p.m., and landed me somewhere else at some other later p.m. I thought it should have been at Gottenburg, but it was not. It was amid a group of white and grey wooden houses, encircled by granite rocks. So drear, so sterile a spectacle of human habitation, I never saw before. Rocksbare, stone-grey, granite rocks—nothing else. "Where am I?" I asked.

"You are in Sweden," was the evidently congratulatory reply.

"This is not Gottenburg?"

"Nay, this is Strömstad, the fashionable watering-place of Sweden. You will have the advantage of seeing the baths of Strömstad. It is a piece of good fortune for the Swedes to come here in summer, and here we shall stop two days. So much the better for you."

"Ack!" I cried, looking round on the grim, grey rocks; "and where shall I stay?"

"You shall lodge at the English Consul's." A little man with one eye and half a leg came to me. He spoke some English, and brought me to a horrid little room in a very uncouth house, telling me a great deal about the time when Lord Bloomfield was minister at Stockholm, and

wishing me joy on my good fortune to be brought to the renowned Strömstad without my own knowledge.

"What am I to do here for two whole days?" I asked.

"You can take a bath," said the British Consul.

"Delightful! yes, I will take a bath."

"If you will allow me the honour of conducting you, I will present you to my son-in-law, who will give you a ticket."

I made a deep curtsey.

The next morning we set off to the ticket office. In it I met the Pacha of three tails, who, charmed by the looks of the grey granite rocks, or by the accounts of Strömstad as a fashionable watering place (and somehow such three-tailed Pachas are fond of fashionable watering places), had suddenly resolved to leave our steam-boat to its fate, and stop short here.

I took my ticket, which cost, if I recollect right, about ninepence, or perhaps a shilling English, and this I was told would admit me to all. What the final word meant I did not ask. I was told I had only to present my ticket, and all would be said to the attendants.

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I went, and presented the ticket to some very yellow-skinned old women, one of whom took me under her direction, and conducted me to a bathing-room. There she commenced operations; and, having left me sitting on a stool, went out for a moment, and came back with a tin can full of warm, soft, slimy, black mud. This she rubbed on smoothly, until it was clear that though the Ethiopian cannot change his skin, a European woman can. When the Ethiopian colouring process was complete, she put me to stand in a deep bath of warm water, and raising a sort of pump, or immense squirt, she discharged at me a volume of cold water. At this I shrieked, and entreated mercy; but on she went I suppose my ticket had said sountil the water-battery was exhausted. She then turned more hot water into the bath, ceased the cannonade, said something very polite, and went away; thinking, I suppose, that I had now got the worth of my ticket, and leaving me to faint or revive in the warm-bath, as seemed most convenient to me.

This slimy mud-taken, I believe, from the bottom of the sea, and made warm-is reckoned very good for rheumatism; but the baths of

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