In vain you pour into his ear In vain you try to rouse him by His sole reply's a burning sigh, O Lord! it is the greatest bore, To have a friend who 's lost his heart I've heard her thoroughly described He waxes strong upon his pangs, But oh! it is the heaviest bore, To have a friend who's lost his heart I really wish he'd do like me I formed a passion every week, But he has not the sportive mood That always rescued me, And so I would all women could Be banished o'er the sea. For 'tis the most egregious bore, To have a friend who's lost his heart PARODIES AND BURLESQUES. WINE. Nulla placere diu, nec vivere carmina possunt, Or happiness terrestrial, and the source JOHN GAY. HOR Whence human pleasures flow, sing, heavenly Muse! With copious hand by bounteous gods bestow'd! By thee upborne, I draw Miltonic air. When fumy vapors clog our loaded brows With furrow'd frowns, when stupid downcast eyes, (Taurus, and Aries, and Capricorn, The greatest monsters of the Zodiac), Thy charming sight, but much more charming gust, From "hills or steamy lake, dusky or gray," That vail'd the surface of the verdant fields, He storms the breach, and wins the beauteous fort. Shock'd by tempestuous jarring winds, she rolls |