And, like blind Fortune, with a sleight, Convey men's interest and right From Stiles's pocket into Nokes's, Plays fast and loose, makes men obnoxious, At inconsiderable values, Although retain'd in th' hardest matters For that (quoth he) let me alone; That's well (quoth he), but I should guess, Your surest way is first to pitch On Bongey, for a water-witch;* *Bongey was a Franciscan, and lived towards the end of the thirteenth century, a doctor of divinity in Oxford, and a particular acquaintance of Friar Bacon's. In that ignorant age, every thing that seemed extraordinary was reputed magic, and so both Bacon and Bongey went under the imputation of studying the black art. And when ye've hang'd the conjurer, Ye've time enough to deal with her. In th' int'rim spare for no trepans To draw her neck into the bans; Ply her with love-letters and billets, And bait 'em well, for quirks and quillets, With trains t' inveigle and surprise Her heedless answers and replies; And if she miss the mouse-trap lines, They'll serve for other by-designs; And make an artist understand To copy out her seal or hand; Or find void places in the paper To steal in something to intrap her; Till with her worldly goods and body, Spite of her heart, she has endow'd ye: Retain all sorts of witnesses, That ply i' th' temples under trees, Or walk the round, with Knights o' th' Posts, The pillar-rows in Lincoln's Inn; According to their ears and clothes, Their only necessary tools, Besides the Gospel, and their souls; And when y' are furnished with all purveys I shall be ready at your service. I would not give (quoth Hudibras) A straw to understand a case, Without the admirable skill And ring the changes upon cases, And hummid upon it, thus he writ "The Knight pursuing this Epistle, I WHO was once as great as Cæsar, Am now reduc'd to Nebuchadnezzar; And from as fam'd a conqueror As ever took degree in war, Or did his exercise in battle, By you turn'd out to grass with cattle: To all my earthly happiness, Where all the hopes I had to 've won To pass your doom before you hear, So heinous as you'd have it thought, Who always are observ'd t' have done 't The one for great and weighty cause, To salve, in honour, ugly flaws; For none are like to do it sooner Than those who're nicest of their honour: Th' old-fashion'd trick to keep his word Is found more useful to the great |