Thae curst horse-leeches o' th' Excise, An' bake them up in brunstane pies, For poor d-ned drinkers. Fortune! if thou'll but gie me still An' deal't about as thy blind skill YE Irish Lords, ye Knights an' Squires, An' doucely manage our affairs In parliament, To you a simple Poet's prayers Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupet Muse is hearse! + 4 Your Honour's heart wi' grief 'twad pierce, Low i' the dust, An' scriechin' out prosaic verse, An' like to brust! Tell them wha hae the chief direction, On aquavitæ; An' rouse them up to strong conviction, 1 Breeches. 2 Plenty. 3 This was written before the Act anent the Scotch Distilleries, of session 1786, for which Scotland and the Author return their most grateful thanks. 4 My muse is hoarse with cold in the throat. CRY AND PRAYER. Stand forth, an' tell yon Premier Youth,' Tell him o' mine an' Scotland's drouth,2 The muckle devil blaw ye south, If ye dissemble! Does ony great man glunch an' gloom? 4 Wi' them wha grant 'em : If honestly they canna come, Far better want 'em. In gathering votes you were na slack; 6 But raise your arm, an' tell your crack 7 Before them a'. Paint Scotland greeting owre her thrissle; Then on the tither hand present her, Of a' kind coin. Is there, that bears the name o' Scot, Thus dung in staves, By gallows knaves? 9 3 Frown. 6 Shrug. 7 Story. 10 Her pint mug as empty as a whistle. 12 Cheek-by-jowl. 13 Fat-faced. Still. 17 But could I like Montgom'ries fight, There's some sark-necks I wad draw tight, An' tie some hose well. God bless your Honours! can ye see't An' gar them hear it, An' tell them wi' a patriot heat, Ye winna bear it! Some o' you nicely ken the laws, To mak' harangues; Then echo through Saint Stephen's wa's 2 Auld Scotland's wrangs. Dempster, a true-blue Scot, I'se warran'; 4 The Laird o' Graham; 5 Erskine, a spunkie' Norland billie; Whom auld Demosthenes or Tully Might own for brithers. Thee, Sodger Hugh, my watchman stented, I ken if that your sword were wanted, 8 Ye'd lend your hand: Ye 're at a stand.9 1 Cantie Carlin greet the cheerful old dame (i.c., Scotland) grieve. 2 George Dempster, Esq., of Dunnichen, Forfarshire. 3 Oath. 4 Ready-tongued. 5 Sir Adam Ferguson, afterwards Duke of Montrose. Sagacious. 7 Spirited. * Vanguard Hugh Montgomery, Esq., was member for the Poet's county, Ayrshire. 9 Mr. Montgomery was a bad speaker. CRY AND PRAYER. Arouse, my boys! exert your mettle, She'll teach you, wi' a reekin' whittle,3 Anither sang. This while she's been in crankous* mood, Played her that pliskie !5) An' now she's like to rin red-wud 6 About her whisky. An' Lord, if ance they pit her till❜t, She'll tak' the streets, An' rin her whittle to the hilt I' th' first she meets! For God sake, sirs! then speak her fair, An' to the muckle House repair Wi' instant speed, An' strive, wi' a' your wit and lear To get remead. Ion ill-tongued tinkler, Charlie Fox, E'en cowe the caddie!" And send him to his dicing-box An' sportin' lady. Tell yon guid bluid o' auld Boconnock's 10 If he some scheme, like tea an' winnocks,1 13 12 Wad kindly seek. 19 5 Trick. s Learning. 6 Mad. • Young cad. 10 Pitt, grandson of Robert Pitt, of Boconnock, in Cornwall. 11 Scotch cakes of various grain. 12 A worthy old hostess of the Author's in Mauchline, where he sometimes studied politics over a glass of guid auld Scotch drink.—BURNS. 13 Windows. 20 THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER. Could he some commutation broach, I'll pledge my aith in guid braid Scotch, Yon mixtie-maxtie1 queer hotch-potch, Auld Scotland has a raucle 2 tongue 3 An' if she promise auld or young To tak' their part, Though by the neck she should be strung, She'll no desert. An' now, ye chosen Five-and-Forty,4 An' kick your place, Ye'll snap your fingers, poor an' hearty, Before his face. God bless your Honours a' your days, That haunt St. Jamie's! Your humble Poet sings an' prays While Rab his name is. POSTSCRIPT. LET half-starved slaves in warmer skies, But blithe and frisky, She eyes her freeborn, martial boys Tak' aff their whisky. What though their Phoebus kinder warms, Or hounded forth, dishonour arms 1 Confusedly mixed. 4 The Scotch M. P.'s. 7 Rags of clothes. In hungry droves. |