What is your wife, a woman, or a saint? A wife, or some bright angel come from heav'n? When I attempt this sacred nuptial life, I beg of heaven to find me such a wife. The longer thy life lasts, the more my hate When I come home and find thee cold as earth, Y. Lus. O, sir, you too much affect this evil; Poor saint! why wer't thou yok'd thus with a devil? [aside. [exeunt Y. Art, and Y. Lus. Mis. Art. If thou wilt win my heart, die suddenly! But that my soul was bought at such a rate, And would give all the pleasures of the world, I'll follow him, and like a servant wait, And strive by all means to prevent his hate. Enter OLD MASTER ARTHUR and OLD MASTER LUSAM. O. Art. This is my son's house, were it best go in, How say you, Master Lusam? O. Lus. How, go in, how say you, sir? O. Art. I say 'tis best. O. Lus. Aye, sir, say you so? so say I too. O. Art. Nay, nay, it is not best; I'll tell you why. From the dead embers; now to rake them up, O. Art. I say it is not best. O. Lus. Mass, you say well, sir, and so say I too. And, without sight of our two children, Go back again? nay, we will in, that's sure. O. Lus. In, quotha, do you make a doubt of that; [exit. It were unfriendly, and unfatherly. Come, Master Arthur, pray you follow me. O. Art. Nay, but hark you, sir, will you not knock? O. Art. Aye, knock in any case. O. Lus. 'Twas well you put it in my mind to knock, I had forgotten it else, I promise you. O. Art. Tush! is't not my son's and your daughter's door, And shall we two stand knocking? Lead the way. O. Lus. Knock at our children's doors! that were a jest. Are we such fools, to make ourselves so strange Where we should still be boldest? In, for shame! We will not stand upon such ceremonies. SCENE III. The Street. Enter ANSELM and FULLER. Ful. Speak, in what cue, sir, do you find [exeunt. your heart, Now thou hast slept a little on thy love? Ans. Like one that strives to shun a little plash Of shallow water, and, avoiding it, Plunges into a river past his depth : Like one that from a small spark steps aside, And falls in headlong to a greater flame. Ful. But in such fires scorch not thyself, for shame! If she be fire, thou art so far from burning, That thou hast scarce yet warm'd thee at her face ; But, list to me, I'll turn thy heart from love, And make thee loath all of the feminine sex. They that have known me, knew me once of name All sorts, all sects, all states, and find them still Attend me, man! I will prescribe a method How thou shalt win her without all peradventure. Ful. I was once like thee, A sigher, melancholy, humourist, Crosser of arms, a goer without garters, A hatband-hater, and a busk-point* wearer, Scarfs, garters, bands, wrought waistcoats, gold-stitch'd caps, A thousand of those female fooleries; But when I look'd into the glass of reason, straight I began Study to cry peccavi to the world. Ans. I pray you, to your former argument: Prescribe a means to win my best belov❜d. Ful. First, be not bashful, bar all blushing tricks, Be not too apish female, do not come *Busk-point, the lace with its tag which secured the end of the busk, a piece of wood or whalebone worn by women in front of the stays to keep them straight. With foolish sonnets to present her with, With legs, with curtsies, congees, and such like : -Ans. Oh, but I cannot watch occasion, She dashes every proffer with a frown. Ful. A frown, a fool! art thou afraid of frowns? Were I his judge (all you his case bemoan) Ans. I cannot chuse but when a wench says nay, I came unto my love, and she look'd coy, I striv'd and kiss'd my love, she cry'd,―away. Thou would'st have left her thus, I made her stay. I took my love and set her on my knee, I ask'd her if she lov'd me; she said, no. I bad her swear; she straight calls for a book; 1 |