good lord; banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins: but for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant, being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff, banish not him thy Harry's company; banish not him thy Harry's company; banish plump Jack, and banish all the world. P. HEN. I do, I will. [A knocking heard. [Exeunt Hostess, FRANCIS, and BARDOLPH. Re-enter BARDOLPH, running. BARD. O, my lord, my lord; the sheriff, with a most, most monstrous watch, is at the door. FAL. Out, you rogue! play out the play; I have much to say in the behalf of that Falstaff. Re-enter Hostess, hastily. HOST. O, my lord, my lord! FAL. Heigh, heigh! the devil rides upon a fiddlestick; What's the matter? HOST. The sheriff and all the watch are at the door: they are come to search the house; Shall I let them in? FAL. Dost thou hear, Hal? never call a true piece of gold a counterfeit: thou art essentially mad, without seeming so. P. HEN. And thou a natural coward, without instinct. FAL. I deny your major: if you will deny the sheriff, so; if not, let him enter: if I become not a cart as well as another man, a plague on my bringing up! I hope, I shall as soon be strangled with a halter as another. P. HEN. Go, hide thee behind the arras;-the rest walk up above. Now, my masters, for a true face, and good conscience. FAL. Both of which I have had: but their date is out, and therefore I'll hide me. [Exeunt all but the PRINCE and POINS P. HEN. Call in the sheriff Enter Sheriff and Carrier. Now, master sheriff; what is your will with me? Hath follow'd certain men unto this house. P. HEN. What men? SHER. One of them is well known, my gracious lord; A gross fat man. CAR. As fat as butter. P. HEN. The man, I do assure you, is not here; SHER. I will, my lord: there are two gentlemen Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks. P. HEN. It may be so: if he have robb'd these men He shall be answerable; and, so, farewell. SHER. Good night, my noble lord. P. HEN. I think it is good morrow; Is it not? [Exeunt Sheriff and Carrier. P. HEN. This oily rascal is known as well as Paul's. call him forth. Go, POINS. Falstaff!-fast asleep behind the arras, and snorting like a horse. P. HEN. Hark, how hard he fetches breath: Search his pockets. [POINS searches.] What hast thou found? POINS. Nothing but papers, my lord. P. HEN. Let's see what be they: read them. POINS. Item, A capon, Item, Sauce, Item, Sack, two gallons, 2s. 2d. 4d. 5s. 8d. 2s. 6d. Item, Anchovies and sack after supper, Item, Bread, a halfpenny, ob. P. HEN. O monstrous! but one halfpennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!-What there is else, keep close; we 'll read it at more advantage: there let him sleep till day. I'll to the court in the morning: we must all to the wars, and thy place shall be honourable. I'll procure this fat rogue a charge of foot; and, I know, his death will be a march of twelve-score. The money shall be paid back again with advantage. Be with me betimes in the morning; and so good morrow, Poins. POINS. Good morrow, good my lord. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I.-Bangor. A Room in the Archdeacon's House. Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, MORTIMER, and GLENDOWER. MORT. These promises are fair, the parties sure, And our induction full of prosperous hope. HOT. Lord Mortimer,—and cousin Glendower,- And, uncle Worcester:—A plague upon it! GLEND. No, here it is. Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur; Doth speak of you, His cheek looks pale, and, with a rising sigh, He wisheth you in heaven. HOT. And you in hell, as often as he hears Owen Glendower spoke of. GLEND. I cannot blame him: at my nativity, The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, Of burning cressets; and, at my birth, The frame and huge foundation of the earth HOT. Why, so it would have done at the same season, if your mother's cat had but kittened, though yourself had never been born. GLEND. I say, the earth did shake when I was born. HOT. And I say, the earth was not of my mind, If you suppose as fearing you it shook. GLEND. The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble. Hor. O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire, And not in fear of your nativity. Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth In strange eruptions: oft the teeming earth Within her womb; which, for enlargement striving, GLEND. Cousin, of many men I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave I am not in the roll of common men. Where is the living,-clipp'd in with the sea That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales,— And bring him out, that is but woman's son, Can trace me in the tedious ways of art, And hold me pace in deep experiments. HOT. I think there's no man speaks better Welsh: I'll to dinner. MORT. Peace, cousin Percy: you will make him mad. HOT. Why, so can I; or so can any man: But will they come, when you do call for them? GLEND. Why, I can teach thee, cousin, to command the devil. HOT. And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil, O, while you live, tell truth, and shame the devil.— HOT. Home without boots, and in foul weather too? GLEND. Come, here's the map; Shall we divide our right According to our three-fold order ta'en? MORT. The archdeacon hath divided it Into three limits, very equally: England, from Trent and Severn hitherto, And my good lord of Worcester, will set forth, My father Glendower is not ready yet, Nor shall we need his help these fourteen days: Within that space [to GLEND.] you may have drawn together Your tenants, friends, and neighbouring gentlemen. GLEND. A shorter time shall send me to you, lords. And in my conduct shall your ladies come: From whom you now must steal, and take no leave; Upon the parting of your wives and you. HOT. Methinks, my moiety, north from Burton here, In quantity equals not one of yours: See how this river comes me cranking in, |