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mortal should bring in his griefs and calamities, and throw them together in a heap. There was a large plain appointed for this purpose. I took my stand in the centre of it, and saw with a great deal of pleasure, the whole human species marching one after another, and throwing down their several loads, which immediately grew up into a prodigious mountain, that seemed to rise above the clouds.
There was a certain lady, of a thin airy shape, who was very active in this solemnity. She carried a magnifying glass in one of her hands, and was clothed in a loose flowing robe, embroidered with several figures of fiends and spectres, that discovered themselves in a thousand chimerical shapes, as her garment hov. ered in the wind. There was something wild and distracted in her looks. Her name was Fancy. She led up every mortal to the appointed place, after having very officiously assisted him in making up his pack, and laying it upon his shoulders. My heart melted within me to see my fellow-creatures groaning under their respective burthens, and to consider that prodigious bulk of human calamities which lay before me.
There were, however, several persons who gave me great diversion upon this occasion. I observed one bringing in a fardel, very carefully concealed under an old embroidered cloak, which, upon his throwing it into the heap, I discovered to be Poverty. Another, after a great deal of puffing, threw down his luggage; which upon examining, I found to be his wife. There were multitudes of lovers saddled with
whimsical burthens, composed of darts and flames; but what was very odd, though they sighed as if their hearts would break under these bundles of calamities, they could not persuade themselves to cast them into the heap, when they came up to it; but, after a fer faint efforts, shook their heads and marched away, as heary loaden as they came. I saw multitudes of old women throt down their wrinkles; and several young ones who stripped themselves of a tawny skin. There were very great heaps of red noses, large lips, and rusty teeth. The truth of it is, I was sur prised to see the greatest part of the mountain made up of bodily deformities. Observing one advancing towards the heap with a larger cargo than ordinary upon his back, I found upon his near approach, that it was only a natural hump which he disposed of. with great joy of heart, among this collection of human miseries There were likewise, distempers of all sorts, though I could not but observe, that there were many more imaginary than real One little packet I could not but take notice of, which was a complication of all the diseases incident to human nature, and was in the hand of a great many fine people : this was called the spleen. But what most of all surprised me, was a remark I made, that there was not a single vice or folly thrown into the whole heap; at which I was very much astonished, having concluded within myself, that every one would take this opportunity of getting rid of his passions, prejudices, and frailties.
· My heart melted within me to see. Yet he says before, that he savo with a great deal of pleasure. These two things may be consistent, but should have been expressed with more care.—H.
I took notice in particular, of a very profligate fellow, who, I did not question, came loaden with his crimes, but upon searching into his bundle, I found, that, instead of throwing his guilt from him, he had only laid down his memory. He was followed by another worthless rogue, who flung away his modesty instead of his ignorance.
Who, I did not question, came. i. e. Who, as I did not question, came &c.—as, is to be understood and supplied in all sentences of this forn. which should be pointed accordingly:-H.
► Came loaden---loaded had been better after question ; but the author had an eye to laid in the close of the sentence, on which word, indeed the emphasis falls. “I did not question," being parenthetical, the mobviony in question and loaden is not so much regarded.-H.
When the whole race of mankind had thus cast their burdens, the phantom which had been so busy on this occasion, seeing me an idle spectator of what passed, approached towards me. I grew uneasy at her presence, when of a sudden she held her magnifying glass full before my eyes. I no sooner saw my face in it, but was startled at the shortness of it, which now appeared to me in its utmost aggravation. The immoderate breadth of the features made me very much out of humour with my own countenance, upon which I threw it from me like a mask. It happened very luckily, that one who stood by me, had just before thrown down his visage, which, it seems, was too long for him.” It was, indeed, extended to a most shameful length; I believe the very chin was, modestly speaking, as long as my whole face. We had both of us an opportunity of mending ourselves, and, all the contributions being now brought in, every man was at liberty to exchange his misfortune for those of another person. But as there arose many new incidents in the sequel of my vision, I shall reserve them for the subject of my
No. 559. FRIDAY, JUNE 25.
Quid cause est, meritò quin illis Jupiter ambas
HOR. 1 Sat. i 20.
gave my reader a sight of that mountar of miseries, which was made up of those several calamities this afflict the minds of men. I saw, with unspeakable pleasure, the whole species thus delivered from its sorrows; though, at the same time, as we stood round the heap, and surveyed the severa materials of which it was composed, there was scarce a morte in this vast multitude, who did not discover what he thvarda pleasures and blessings of life, and wondered how the ober of them ever came to look upon them as burthens and griet.
As we were regarding very attentively this confusion of mis eries, this chaos of calamity, Jupiter issued out a second prock mation, that every one was now at liberty to exchange bis as tion, and to return to his habitation, with any such other burd: as should be delivered to him. Upon this, Fancy began again to bestir herself, and parce
! ling out the whole heap with incredible activity, recommended t every one his particular packet. The hurry and confusioa ai this time was not to be expressed. Some observations, which ! made upon the occasion, I shall communicate to the public.. venerable grey-headed man, who had laid down the cholic, as who, I found, wanted an heir to his estate, snatched up an a dutiful son, that had been thrown into the heap by his apr
father. The graceless youth, in less than a quarter of an hour, pulled the old gentleman by the beard, and had like to have knocked his brains out; so that, meeting the true father, who came towards him, in a fit of the gripes, he begged him to take
his son again, and give him back his cholic; but they were incaš pable, either of them, to recede* from the choice they had made.
A poor galley-slave, who had thrown down his chains, took up the gout in their stead, but made such wry faces, that one might easily perceive he was no great gainer by the bargain. It was pleasant enough to see the several exchanges that were made, for sickness against poverty, hunger against want of appetite, and care against pain.
The female world were very busy among themselves in bartering for features; one was trucking a lock of grey hairs for a carbuncle, another was making over a short waist for a pair of
round shoulders, and a third cheapening a bad face for a lost rei's putation : but on all these occasions, there was not one of them
who did not think the new blemish, as soon as she had got it into her possession, much more disagreeable than the old one. I made the same observation on every other misfortune or calami. ty, which every one in the assembly brought upon himself, in lieu of what he had parted with ; whether it be, that all the evils which befal us, are in some measure suited and proportioned to our strength, or that every evil becomes more supportable by our being accustomed to it, I shall not determine.
I could not, for my heart, forbear pitying the poor humpbacked gentleman mentioned in the former paper, who went off a very well-shaped person with a stone in his bladder; nor the fine * We say incapable of receding, not, incapable to recede.
But having said, either of them, to avoid the repetition of of, he said, to recede.-It should be-But they were not allowed, either of them to recede, &c.-H.
o In lieu. I know not why the author preferred French to English, in lieu, to instead, unless it were to avoid the monotony of, instead, what, parted.--H