PARSON TURELL'S LEGACY. 183 Plain enough for a child to spell. What should be done no man could tell, For the chair was a kind of nightmare curse, As a last resort, to clear the doubt, They got old GOVERNOR HANCOCK Out. French horns whinnied and trumpets blew, The yellow fifes whistled between their teeth And the bumble-bee bass-drums boomed beneath; Till the President met him, cap in hand. The Governor "hefted" the crowns, and said, – "A will is a will, and the Parson's dead." Said he, The Governor hefted the crowns. "There is your p'int. And here's my fee. These are the terms you must fulfil, — On such conditions I BREAK THE WILL!" (Just wait a minute and then you 'll see.) "About those conditions?" Well, now you go And do as I tell you, and then you'll know. If you'll only take the pains to stay, As much as to say that he allows. The Vice-Gub. next is called by name; He bows like t' other, which means the same. And all the officers round 'em bow, As much as to say that they allow. And a lot of parchments about the chair And then the lawyers hold it clear That the chair is safe for another year. God bless you, Gentlemen! Learn to give Money to colleges while you live. Don't be silly and think you 'll try To bother the colleges, when you die, PARSON TURELL'S LEGACY. 185 With codicil this, and codicil that, That Knowledge may starve while Law grows fat; For there never was pitcher that would n't spill, And there's always a flaw in a donkey's will! DE SAUTY. AN ELECTRO-CHEMICAL ECLOGUE. Professor. Blue-Nose. PROFESSOR. TELL me, O Provincial! speak, Ceruleo-Nasal! Lives there one De Sauty extant now among you, Whispering Boanerges, son of silent thunder, Holding talk with nations? Is there a De Sauty ambulant on Tellus, Having sight, smell, hearing, food-receiving feature Breathes there such a being, O Ceruleo-Nasal? Or is he a mythus, ancient word for "humbug,” Such as Livy told about the wolf that wet-nursed Romulus and Remus? THE OLD MAN DREAMS. O FOR one hour of youthful joy! Give back my twentieth spring! I'd rather laugh a bright-haired boy Than reign a gray-beard king! Off with the wrinkled spoils of age! Away with learning's crown! Tear out life's wisdom-written page, And dash its trophies down! One moment let my life-blood stream From boyhood's fount of flame! Give me one giddy, reeling dream Of life all love and fame! |