HORACE, OD. III. 21. "O nata mecum consule Manlio." My good contemporary cask, whatever thou dost keep Stored up in thee-smiles, tears, wild loves, mad brawls or easy sleep- IT THEATRICAL GOSSIP OF AN OLD STAGER. T is difficult to describe or explain the | from being made food for powder. The charm which things theatrical, the life cacoëthes scribendi set in with him early, behind the scenes, and those who live it, and in company with other boys of similar have for the general public, but certain it is tastes, one of whom is the present Chief that few subjects are more sure of finding Baron of the Exchequer in England, he readers than theatrical gossip. The wit of wrote and acted plays, and at ten years old the green-room is so witty, its absurdities are was already poet and dramatist; while at so absurd, and its objects so exceptional, that twenty-two, having strutted his hour on many the outside world is always ready to share an amateur stage meanwhile, a play of his, the secrets and fun of the foot-lights. Be- his first-born, was actually accepted for the sides there is the natural curiosity to know boards of old Drury. By its success 66 Amohow those Shadrachs, Meshachs and Abed- roso, King of Little Britain," decided the negos of ours, who pass nightly through the career of its author, and with its hundred burning fiery furnace of public opinion, live and seventy successors, placed him in intiin the daylight; whether they eat, drink, mate connection with the stars of the drasleep and talk like other folk; what manner matic and literary world of the past half of men and women they are in private life. century. There were giants in those days A contribution has just been made to- when young Planché first went to the wards satisfying this curiosity. J. R. Planché play-houses. Mrs. Jordan, the beautiful -a name familiar and dear to old country and witty, was before the public. George play-goers-has just published a couple of Frederick Cooke was playing Iago to Pope's volumes of * "Recollections and Reflec- Othello. John Kemble was electrifying the tions," full of the chit-chat supplied by his world with his wonderful impersonation of own long experience, which dates back as Macbeth, with Mrs. Siddons in the rôle of far as the peace of Amiens, celebrated in the Lady Macbeth. Of her Planché writes: "Her April of 1802, and recalls the brilliant Lon- whole performance impressed me with an don illuminations which honoured that holawe that, when I met her in society, several low farce. years afterwards, I could not entirely divest myself of." Mrs. Powell succeeded to the post held by Mrs. Siddons, a beautiful woman too, and with a wit as pungent as could be desired of a green-room toast. She was twice married, but for family reasons concealed her second marriage. An actress in the Covent Garden company, who bore the title of "Mrs." by courtesy rather than of right, one night said before a crowded company with considerable malice-" Mrs. Powell, every body says you're married.” "Indeed!" retorted Mrs. Powell coldly; "everybody says you are not." Those were the days of greenroom wit and humour. All the chief writers, wits, and men of fashion and position, had Riding round the drawing-room in Sackville Street, London, on the gold-headed cane of its owner, Charles, 4th Duke of Rutland, whose duchess was extremely friendly with his mother, young Planché was in a fair way to have led his regiment at Waterloo, an ensign's commission being offered by His Grace for the boy, said boy then ætat. 4, remembering no more of the circumstance than that His Grace was a fine tall young man of three or four and twenty, wearing a blue-tailed coat with gilt buttons, buckskin breeches and top boots." The offer was not accepted, and a dramatist was thus preserved * London: Tinsley, Brothers. debted for having been the first to notice the entrée, and the green-rooms of the great The inauguration of the "Garrick" Club in 1831 was the means of gathering to one centre an unrivalled coterie of wit and talent, and the club-room took, to a great extent, the position once held by the green Of titles and London swelldom generally there was no lack, but the charm of the place lay, of course, in the presence, as members, of the bright particular stars of the literary, artistic, and theatrical firmaments, Amongst the early members were James Smith, Poole, the witty author of Paul Pry, and Charles Mathews, the elder; "wind through a key hole!" "Oberon "nowned Clarkson Stanfield, R. A., perhaps came out with Madame Vestris, Miss Paton, the greatest of our scenic artists. Mrs. Keeley, Fawcett, and the greatest of English tenors, Braham, in the cast. The exquisite" Mermaid Song" was being sung at a full rehearsal, and the effect not being satisfactory, Fawcett cried, "That must come out!—it won't go !" Weber, who was stand-room. ing in the pit, leaning over the back of the orchestra, being very feeble, shouted, "Wherefore shall it not go?" and, leaping over the barrier, snatched the baton from the conductor, and led the song himself. It is needless to say that it went. Braham afterwards being asked by Cooke, leader of the orchestra at Drury Lane, how "Oberon" | while later on came the Rev. Richard Barwas going on: "Magnificently!" said he, "it will run to the day of judgment." "My dear fellow," rejoined Cook, "that's nothing! ours has run five nights after !" One more anecdote of Weber should have place. At the rehearsal of his last concert, the chorus began to sing a certain prayer at the top of their lungs. Weber hushed them in a moment, exclaiming, "If you were in the presence of God Almighty you would not speak loud." Planché tells a capital and hitherto unrecorded witticism of Tom Hood's, with whom he was dining at a party where one of the guests told wonderful stories as to his shooting. At the close Hood quietly remarked: "What he hit is history, What he missed is mystery." In his last illness, being reduced almost to a skeleton, he noticed a large mustard poultice which Mrs. Hood was making for him, and exclaimed, "O, Mary! Mary! That will be a great deal of mustard to a very little meat !" Going behind the scenes of the Coburg theatre one night, after being much struck with the merits of one scene, Planché complimented the manager on his artist. The answer was that the scene was painted by two boys, one of the boys, whom they discovered playing at leapfrog, was the afterwards re ham-"Ingoldsby Legends" Barham And the wonder is, at this time of night, that John He's an excellent hand at a dinner, and not a bad- But the devil of John Murray is, that he never will Thackeray at this time was a The non-engagement of Madame Vestris at Covent Garden was the cause of her taking on herself the cares of lesseeship at the Olympic, and, in conjunction with Planché, inaugurating that brilliant series of productions which has handed her name and his down as the most tasteful of manageresses and the most brilliant of play-writers. How charming a contrast to the dull prose of one of our heavy courtesy dinners must have been a dinner the veteran describes with Bunn, where the party consisted of Malibran, De Beriot, and Thalberg, and where Malibran sang "notes" to Thalberg's improvised melodies, De Beriot accompanying on the violin. Then came an original performance of De Beriot's, in imitation of a Frenchwoman who had danced on the tight rope whilst playing the French horn De Beriot with a bunch of keys tied to the strings of his violin, going through the performance on a chalk line drawn across the carpet, till a lovely summer morning found them all sitting out in the garden eating mulberries! Cliquot and Chateau Margeaux, Lafitte, and the vintage of '49, make poor weight against such good company. Poor Malibran her early death was a great loss to English opera. When she was dissatisfied with the libretto of Bunn, who composed a libretto for her, she would send her music to Planché with the expressive notice "Betterer words here." In the March of '33 Planché saw Edmund Kean's last performance. He was acting Othello to the Iago of his son Charles, and having given the fine speech terminating with "Farewell, Othello's occupation's gone!" seizing Iago, as his use was, by the throat, he had scarcely uttered the words "Villain be sure -" when his voice died away, his head sank upon his son's breast, and the curtain fell on the great tragedian. It was a great victory for the right of brain to its own productions when in '33 the Royal assent was given to the Dramatic Authors' Act, and through the exertions of Planché and others, English dramatic authors were placed upon the footing of their continental brethren. The vexed question of copyright is still a vexed question, but the injustice does not now exist which has left the families of Douglas Jerrold, Robert and William Brough, Mark Lemon, and hundreds of others in poverty, and the brain-work of a life is allowed to rank as a provision for the future as much as its physical work. As this century went on new faces appeared on the horizon for the entertainment of the world, and new wits sprang up, amongst whom came the poet Rogers and his accomplished friend Luttrell. Of the latter a brilliant mot is told. Accepting a verbal invitation to dinner, he said "Who is going to dine there ?" The answer was, "I believe the Bishop of for one." "The Bishop of -!" exclaimed Luttrell. 66 Mercy on me! I don't mix well with the Dean, and I shall positively effervesce with the Bishop." Amongst the many associations of his busy life there was one which will be a source of regret to many, and to Planché himself must be one of the greatest annoyance and pain. In '38 he received an invitation to write an opera for Mendelssohn, and went so far as actually to write it; but when submitted to the great composer, he failed to feel himself in harmony with the plan or the character of the piece, and after a long series of letters, in which he expresses strong admiration of the poetry of the work, the negotiation fell through.. There is one point of good about members of the "sock and buskin" order "which nobody can deny"-the ready, open-handed generosity with which they combine for the purpose of assisting an unfortunate brother or sister. Perhaps it is the consciousness of a Damocles' sword of failure which impends over all members of the profession, from the highest to the lowest, that makes them kind. Or is it that but few know the petrifying action of wealth upon the heart? The widow and children of Thomas Haynes Bayley were plunged into distress by the death of the "bread-winner," and a perfor |