HORRORS OF FILIAL INGRATITUDE. BELOVED, Thy sister's naught: O, she hath tied Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here,— I can scarce speak to thee; thou'lt not believe, Of how deprav'd a quality—O ! KING LEAR, A. 2, s. 4. HUMAN INEQUALITIES. So, oft it chances in particular men, That for some vicious mole of nature in them, Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason; men, Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect; Shall in the general censure take corruption HAMLET, A. 1, s. 4. HOW TO SHAME THE EVIL SPIRIT. GLENDOWER. I can call spirits from the vasty deep. HOTSPUR. Why, so can I; or so can any man: But will they come, when you do call for them ? N GLEND. Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command The devil. HOT. And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil, By telling truth; Tell truth, and shame the devil. If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither, And I'll be sworn, I have power to shame him hence. O, while you live, tell truth, and shame the devil. K. HENRY IV., PART I., A. 3, s. 1. HUMAN PARROTS. CONTENT yourself: God knows, I lov'd my niece; And what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple; MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, A. 5, s. 1. HUMAN VARIETIES. By two-headed Janus, Nature hath fram'd strange fellows in her time: Some that will evermore peep through their eyes And laugh, like parrots, at a bag-piper: of smile, MERCHANT OF VENICE, A. 1, s. 1. HUMOROUS RECIPE FOR PRO- GRUMIO. No, no; forsooth, I dare not, for my life. KATHARINE. The more my wrong, the more his spite appears: What, did he marry me to famish me? He does it under name of perfect love; As who should say,-if I should sleep, or eat, GRU. What say you to a neat's foot? : GRU. I fear, it is too cholerick a meat :How say you to a fat tripe, finely broil'd? KATH. I like it well; good Grumio, fetch it me. GRU. I cannot tell; I fear, 'tis cholerick. What say you to a piece of beef, and mustard? KATH. A dish that I do love to feed upon. GRU. Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little. KATH. Why, then the beef, and let the mustard rest. GRU. Nay, then I will not; you shall have the mustard, Or else you get no beef of Grumio. KATH. Then both, or one, or anything thou wilt. GRU. Why, then the mustard without the beef. KATH. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, [Beats him. That feed'st me with the very name of meat; Sorrow on thee, and all the pack of you, That triumph thus upon my misery! Go, get thee gone, I say. TAMING OF THE SHREW, A. 4, s. 3. HUSBAND'S LOVE. My queen! my mistress! O, lady, weep no more; lest I give cause Than doth become a man! I will remain Known but by letter: thither write, my queen, send, Though ink be made of gall. CYMBELINE, A. 1, s. 2. HUSBAND'S REMORSE FOR UNJUST SUSPICION. O, THUS she stood, Even with such life of majesty, (warm life, As now it coldly stands,) when first I woo'd her! I am asham'd: Does not the stone rebuke me, For being more stone than it ?-O, royal piece, There's magick in thy majesty; which has My evils conjur'd to remembrance; and From thy admiring daughter took the spirits, Standing like stone with thee! WINTER'S TALE, A. 5, s. 3. HYPOCRISY A BOTTLED SPIDER. POOR painted queen, vain flourish of my fortune! Why strew'st thou sugar on that bottled spider, Whose deadly web ensnareth thee about? Fool, fool! thou whet'st a knife to kill thyself. The day will come, that thou shalt wish for me To help thee curse this pois'nous bunch-back'd toad. K. RICHARD III., A. 1, s. 3. HYPOCRISY AN EVIL IMPER- A BLESSED labour, my most sovereign liege.— By false intelligence, or wrong surmise, If I unwittingly, or in my rage, Have aught committed that is hardly borne in this presence, I desire By any To reconcile me to his friendly peace: |