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DRAMATIC PIECES.

1. DIALOGUES.

I.-Belcour and Stockwell.--WEST INDIAN,

Stock. MR. BELCOUR, I am rejoiced to see you; you are welcome to England.

Bel. I thank you heartily, good Mr. Stockwell. You and I have long conversed at a distance; now we are met; and the pleasure this meeting gives me, amply compensates for the perils I have run through in acconiplishing it.

Stock. What perils, Mr. Belcour? I could not have thought you would have met with a bad passage at this time o‘year.

Bel. Nor did we. Courier like, we came posting to your shores, upon the pinions of the swiftest gales that ever blew. It is upon English ground all my difficul. ties have arisen; it is the passage from the river side I complain of.

Stock. Indeed! What obstructions can you bave met between this and the river side ?

Bel. Innumerable! Your town's as full of defiles as the island of Corsica ; and I believe they are as olistic Bately defended. So much burry, bustle and confusion on your quays; so many sugar casks, porter buits and common council men in your streets ; that voless a man marched with artillery in his front, it is more than the labor of an Hercules can effect, to make any

tolerable way through your town.

Stock, I am sorry you bave been so incommoded.

Bel. Why, truly it was all my own fault. Accustomed to a land of slaves, and out of patience with the whole tribe of customhouse extortivners, boatnuen, lidewaiters and water bailiffs, that beset me on all sides, worse than a swarm of moschetoes, I proceeded a little too roughly to brush them away with my ratan. The sturdy rogues took this in dudgeon; and beginning to rebel, the mob chose different sides, and a furious scuffle ensued ; in the course of which, my person and apparel suffered so much, that I was obliged to step into the first tavern to refit, before I could make my approaches in any decent trim.

Stock. Well, Mr Belcour, it is a rough sample you have had of my countrymen's spirit; but I trust you will not think the worse of them for it.

Bel. Nut at all, not at all : I like them the better.-Were I only a visitor, I might perhaps wish thein a little more tractable ; but, as a fellow subject, and a sharer in their freedom, l-applaud their spirit--though I feel the effects of it in every bone in my skin-Well, Mr. Stockwell, for the first time in my life, bere am I in England ; at the fountain head of pleasure ; in the land of beauty, of arts and elegancies. My happy stars have given me a good estate, and the conspiring winds have blows me hither to spend it.

Stock. To use it, not to waste it, I should hope ; to treat it, Mr. Belcour, not as a vassal over whom you have a wanton despotic power, but as a subject whom you are bound 10 govern with a temperate and restrained authority.

Bel. True, Sir, most truly said ; mine's a commission, not a right; I am the offspring of distress, and every child of sorrow is my brother. While I have bands to hold, therefore, I will hold them open to mankind. But Sir, iny passions are my masters ; they take me where they will ; and oftentines they leave to reason and virtue, nothing but my wishes and my sighs.

Stock. Come, come, the man who can accuse, corrects himself.

Bel. Ah! That is an office I am weary of. I wish a friend would take it up! I would to heaven you had leisure for the employ. But did you drive a trade to the four corners of the world, you would not find the task so toilsome as to keep me from faults.

Stock. Well, I am not discouraged. This candor tells me I shwuld not have the fault of self-conceit to coinbat; that, at least is not amongst the number.

Bel. No; if I knew that man on earth who thought More humbly of me than I do of myself, I would take bis opinion, and forego my own. **

Stock. And were I to choose a pupil, it should Le one of your complexion : so if you will come along with

ine, we will agree upon your admission, and enier upon : a course of lectures directly. Bel. With all iny heart, II.- Lady Touenly and Lady Grace.-

PROVOKED HUSBIND. Lady T. OH, my dear Lady Grace! How could you leave me so unmercifully alone all this while ?

Lady G. I thought my Lord had been with you.

Lady T. Why, yes and therefore I wanted your relief; for he has been in such a fluster bere

Lady G. Bless me! For what?

Lady T. Only our usual breakfast; we have each of us had our dish of matrimonial comfort this morningwe have been charming company.

Lady G. I am mighty glad of it; sure it must be a vást happiness, when man and wife can give themselves the same turn of conversation !

Lady T. Oh, the prettiest thing in the world !

Lady G. Now I should be afraid, that where two peo. ple are every day together so, they must be often in want of something to talk upon.

Lady T, Ob, my dear, you are the most mistaken in the world! Married people have things to talk of, child, that never enter into the imagination of others.

Why, here's my Lord and I, now; we have not been married above two short years, you know, and we have already eight or ten things constantly in bank, that whenever we want company, we can take up any one of them for two hours together, and the subject ney. er the flatter; nay, if we have occasion for it, it will be as fresh next day too, as it was the first hour it enter. tained us.

Lady G. Certainly, that must be vastly pretty.

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Lady T. Oh, there's no life like it! Why, tother day, for example, when you dined abroad, my Lord and 1, after a pretiy cheerful tele a tete maal, sat

us down by the fireside, in an easy, indolent, pick tooth way, for about a quarter of an hour, as if we had not thought of one another’s being in the room.-At last,

stretching himself and yawning-My dear, says he-w-you came home very late last night.- 'Twas but just turn. ed of two, says I.-I was in bed ma- by eleven,

So you are every night, says 1 Well, sayshe, I am amazed you can sit up so late. -How you

be amazed, says I, at a thing that happens so often ? Upon which we entered into a conversation -and though this is a point ihat has entertained us above fifty times already, we always find so mnany pretty. things to say upon it, that I believe in my soul it will last as long as I live.

Lady G. But pray, in such sort of family dialogues (tliough extremely well for passiog the time) does'nt there now and then enter some little witty sort of bit. terness ?

Lady T. Oh yes! Which does not do amiss at all. A smart repartee, with a zest of recrimination at the head of it, makes the prettiest sherbert. Aye, aye, if we did not mix a little of the acid with it a matrimonial society would be so luscious, that nothing but an old liquorish prude would be able to bear it.

Lady G. Well, certainly you have the most elegant taste

Lady T. Though to tell you the truth, my dear, I rather think we squeezed a little too much lenion into it this bout; for it grew so suur at last, that I think

- almost told him he was a fool- and he again

talked something oddiy-of turning me out of doors.

Lady G. Oh! Have a care of that.

Lady T. Nay, if he should, I may thank my own wise la her for it.

Lady G. How so?

Lady r. Why when my good Lord first opened hi honorable trenches before me, my unaccountable papa, in whose hands I then was, gave me up at discretion.

Lrdy G. How do you mean!

Lady T. He said, the wives of this age were come to that pass, that he would not desire even his own daugh. ter should be trusted with pinmoney ; so that my whole train of separate inclinations are left entirely at the mer. cy of a brusband's odd humour.

Lidy G. Why, that indeed is enough to make a woman of spirit look about her.

Lady T. Nay, but to be serious, my dear-What would you really have a woman to do in my case ?

Lady G. Why if I had a sober kasband as you have, I would make myself the happiest wife in the world, by being as sober as he.

Lady T. Oh, you wicked thing! how can you teaze one at this rate, when you know he is so very siber that (except giving me money) there is not one thing in the world he can do to please me. And I, at the same time, partly by nature, and partly, perhaps, by keeping the best company, do with my soul love alinost every thing he hates. I dete upon assemblies; my heart bounds at a ball, and at an opera-expire. Then I love play to distraction; cards enchant me and dice--put me out of my little wits. Dear. dear hazard ! O what a flux of spirits it gives one! Do you never play at hazard, child?

Lady G. Oh, never! I don't think it sits well upon women; there's something so masculine, so inuch the air of a rake in it.

see how it makes the men swear and curse ; and when a woman is thrown into the same passion-why

Lady T That is very true; one is a little put to it, sometiines, not to make use of the same words tu es.

Lady G. Well, and upon iil luck, pray what words are you really forced to make use of ?

Lady T. Why, upon a very hard case indeed, when a sad wrong word is rising just to one's tongue's end, I give a great gulph and-wailow it.

Lady G. Welland is it not enough to make you forswear play as long as you live?

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